Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Mark Christensen Opens New Strip Club

IMPERIAL - State Senator Mark Christensen opened a strip club Tuesday in his hometown of Imperial, Nebraska, which he says will better serve the needs of his constituents.

Called "The Shooting Gallery," Christensen's club will only serve customers age 21 and over. Weapons are not only allowed in the club, they are mandatory.

"No one will be admitted without at least one handgun," Christensen said.

Some state senators criticized the move by Christensen, given his proposal in LB 443 to severely restrict the activities of "sexually oriented businesses."

Christensen defended his business, calling it a "gun club," although it was unclear if he meant it as a euphemism.

In related news, LB 443 was amended by Christensen to include Victoria's Secret, drug stores, and Hooters restaurants.

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